Have you ever thought of your zodiac sign in terms of… cereal? No? Well, you have now.
Sweet, classic, pure, artificial – with so many options, how does one decide what to eat? You’ve appealed to the stars to seek guidance in relationships and in making tough life decisions, but can astrology help you make food selections? Of course, it can.
Today, we thought we’d take a look at the traits of each of the zodiac signs to help you make what might be the most important choice of the day – what breakfast cereal to eat.
Open-minded and go-with-the-flow, creative Pisces sees the world in a completely different way and this chocolatey-peanut-buttery morning treat will speak to their dreamy qualities. Who else could choose a chocolate bar as a breakfast cereal?!
Interestingly enough, Trix were recently changed from 6 colors to 4, as they committed to stop using artificial colors in their cereal – just like direct Aries wants to be as real as possible.
Life cereal reminds us of what it’s like to break through Taurus’ controlled outer wall to get to their softer side. It’s also just yummy.
After all, Gemini’s aversion to boredom makes them extremely entertaining companions – so having breakfast next to a cheerful, anthropomorphic toucan with an English accent only makes sense.
Nurturing Cancer loves anything that makes them feel at home – so a few bites of this bowl full of deliciousness will make them forget any hurt feelings. This is as close as you’ll get to eating a hug.
The milk turns into chocolate as you go, making a statement and letting you – and your bowl – stand out from the rest. If you’re ever in a cereal eating competition, you win.
With healthy choices like Organic Sprouted Grains, Kashi is also easy to digest – important for Virgo, who often suffers from tummy troubles.
Social Air sign Libra just wants everyone to get along – they’re more likely to ask you what your favorite cereal is than to admit to their own choice. This approach will also keep stylish Libras on the trend by not committing to anyone cereal in particular.
Yes, Scorps can be the shadiest sign, but at the end of the day, they like things that are real and based in a broth of truth. Classic Cheerios may seem like a weird choice for the 8th sign of the zodiac, but at the end of the day, they detest anything phony – and with original Cheerios, what you see is what you get.
The cereal’s tag line is ‘The most magical part of the day,’ and if you’ve ever had an archer in your life, you may agree. Maybe it’s their natural whimsy that keeps them looking on the bright side. (They also just permanently added the unicorn marshmallow to the lineup. What’s luckier than a horned, white, magical forest creature?)
Capricorns are known to be over-achievers – and who better to rep this trait than the ultimate cereal champion – Tony the Tiger?! Just like hard-working Capricorn, Tony takes his job of selling Frosted Flakes seriously – and has been dedicated to this endeavor for 60+ years.
There’s even a website dedicated to Horatio Magellan Crunch. Sound ridiculous? This is why Cap’n Crunch was chosen for the wackiest sign of them all, Aquarius. Everyone loves the Cap’n, but he’s never shown with any friends that aren’t fruit. Just like Aquarius, he may be alone, but he ain’t lonely.
No matter what your flavor, every zodiac sign possesses unique traits both on the light and shadow side – do you know the qualities of yours? Take a look at your free Daily Horoscope!
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